It was supposed to be a joke about Gryph - er, you - claiming that your being on the final approach might actually be a hallucination. Specifically, this bit.
>* unless I'm hallucinating, which, at this point in the process, has a small but nonzero chance of being true.
I can see this has backfired on me a bit.
"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory
FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.