The result, whenever I get the time to flesh it out properly, already has a title graphic:

(If you're keeping score at home, it's the January 7, 2407 episode - the first one to air after the Great Earth Alliance Crackdown of 2406.)

--G.
"I've seen this year's sales figures. They should've called it the Ford Ambivalent."
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hawt.

t.
has been looking forward to this story for a while...

Trigger Argee
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Manon, Maccadon, Orado, etc.
Denton, never leave home without it.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - HST

"Some say that he sweats a substance not entirely unlike sodium benzoate, and that he's developed an irrational fixation on Peter Graves..."

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Now Playing:
The Allman Brothers Band -- Jessica

...All we know is-He's called THE STIG!

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“They planned their campaigns just as you might make a splendid piece of harness. It looks very well; and answers very well; until it gets broken; and then you are done for. Now I made my campaigns of ropes. If anything went wrong, I tied a knot; and went on.”
-- Arthur Wellesley, First Duke of Wellington

On a related note, Top Gear probably won't be doing anything monumentally special for a while yet, since the ConDem coalition just froze the license fee for six years. On a differently related note, this may mean that the BBC tries to get more money by launching a subscription service for iPlayer for overseas types at roughly the cost of the license fee. Which means more easily-accessible Top Gear, even if it is downsized somewhat.

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"Together we will build an empire of a million shining suns." -- Dave, Dictator of Utopia.

CLARKSON (VO): On tonight's Top Gear: We fight for our lives against impossible odds with true grit and dauntless courage!

(INT. DAY, TOP GEAR STUDIO. All three presenters try to hide behind the interview couch, with predictable success.)

CLARKSON: JAMES, WE'RE GOING TO BE KILLED!

CLARKSON (VO): Richard faces an old foe...

(EXT. DAY, TOP GEAR TEST TRACK. A large truck-like vehicle sits on the tarmac. HAMMOND enter from left, obviously shoved into frame against his will.)

HAMMOND (subdued): This is the HB-88. Better known as the Banzai Institute... ... jet car. (He swallows audibly.)

CLARKSON (VO): And the Stig runs an errand.

(INT. DAY, POSH OFFICE BUILDING. Tight shot on a heavy closed door.)

VOICE (muffled): Sir, you can't go in there!

(The door crashes open. THE STIG stands framed in the doorway, his racing suit scuffed, rumpled, and even burned in a few places. Behind him on the floor, a few UNIFORMED BODIES can be seen.)

--G.
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