>I think, in order to capture the proper experience of
>being a small, independent shop being asked to repair an electric car,
>the devs should have made it so you couldn't buy parts for them from
>the store, but had to use some kind of sketchy-ass grey market where
>everything costs a damn fortune and may or may not arrive in 100%
>condition. "Oops! We're sorry, we don't have that in stock. Please speak to our associate, the guy in this back alley who smells pervasively and specifically of elderly pigeons. He will give you some nails and string. It will help. Do not question it. Do not question him. Do not question why the string is wet. Do not question why the car runs better. He offers a discount for anyone who will eat bird seed with him. Pigeon Man frightens us. He will frighten you too."
-- Definitely-Not-Tesla Automotive Parts Department
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