>>could it be one of the threads that fell in the bit bucket when
>>the forums went all wahoonie-shaped a while back?
>No, it's right here.
That's great, thanks. Must have skimmed right past it, because I wasn't thinking of it as an NF-era story, and I couldn't remember the name.
Not sure where I got the "pirate" idea from, maybe I was cross-thinking about Anne Bonney.
(I shudder to think what would have happened if those two ever met up...)
Unable to save the day: File is read-only.