[Because I care about you, you halfwit! I care about your contributions because you're incredibly, luminously talented, and I want them to be absolutely perfect so they're your words that I can read over and over again, without fear of them being edited or expunged by an overzealous community mod. I want everyone else to feel the same way that...]

[The same way about what?]

[The... the same way that I feel about you. The love.]

[The love?]

[The love.]

[... I've not really been loved before. People just think I'm a sad little nerd who spends way too much time hanging around this place.]

[Then it's about time you caught up, Mitch.]

[You really think that? You're not just having me on so that you can laugh at me or set me up or worse?]

[I really think that. You have no idea how strongly.]

[I think I'd like to find out.]

[Find out what?]

[How strongly.]

[... I've had a look at the relevant articles, and standard operating procedure seems to be coffee?]