Also, the author's name is "Rowling" (apparently pronounced with a broad "o", like in "down"), not "Rawlings" - but that's OK, because your version gave me the mental image of what, say, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire would've been like if it had been written by Henry Rollins, and, well, that would have been awesome.

--G.
(as, for that matter, would have been Henry Rollins and the Philosopher's Stone)
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