"Okay, say that and your vents? Full of soda. And not good soda, either, the cheap-ass K-Mart own brand shit."

"... Killjoy."

"Eh, what are you complaining about? You've wanted us to get a bigger boat for years!"

"Oh, so it's okay when YOU say it!"

"Yes. Well, no. But no in the yessiest kinda way."

"Why do we even hang around..."

"I make great chili dogs."

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

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