GENERAL TOJO HIDEKI
I acquired you to help me start a war! It's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition.

TIRPITZ
I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.

TOJO
(flying into a rage)
Am I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not constructed for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass.

POLA
I agree with Tirpitz.

TOJO
Oh! The sot has spoken! What happens to the Northern Ocean Princess is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this. Never forget this. When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk you couldn't buy grappa!

(Rounding on Tirpitz.)

And you! Friendless. Brainless. Helpless. Hopeless. Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Mothballed? In Norway?!

--G.
What's really funny is that Tojo actually kind of sounded like a Japanese Wallace Shawn.
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