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27. "RE: not really, volume 3"
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   EXAMINER
You're walking across the desert when you come upon a Tortoise that's turned over on its back. Its tracks are turning uselessly, its belly plate baking in the sun. You could attach a tow cable and right it, but you don't. Why not?

LUKA MEGURINE
(puzzled)
A tortoise? What?

EXAMINER
Tortoise. It's a British heavy tank. You know what a tank is?

LUKA
(annoyed)
Of course I know what a tank is.

EXAMINER
The point is it's helpless, it can't right itself without your help, but you're not helping. Why is that, Luka?

LUKA gets up.

LUKA
You're out of your damn mind. I'm gone. Peace.

Exeunt.

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   RE: not really, volume 3 Peter Eng Dec-10-17 60
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