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megazone
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 May-09-01, 11:14 PM (EDT)
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"Amusing IM spam"
 
   Ah, the things you receive when you're connected to ICQ for a while. (I run EveryBuddy on my Linux box at work...)

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23:15:13 116131945: Hello Would you want to be MegaZone@getlaid.net?
Or maybe just find other people in Waltham to have wild uninhibited sex with? Get a free email address and homepage at http://personals.getlaid.net Because you don't want to make friends, you want to Get Laid.. for free!
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Yeah, I think that having an address in the "getlaid.net" domain just oozes class... or maybe it just oozes...

-MegaZone, megazone@megazone.org
Personal Homepage http://www.megazone.org/
Eyrie Productions FanFic http://www.eyrie-productions.com/


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
  RE: Amusing IM spam Wedge May-09-01 1
  RE: Amusing IM spam Peter Eng May-11-01 2
     RE: Amusing IM spam TRB May-11-01 3
         RE: Amusing IM spam Chris Redfield May-11-01 4
             RE: Amusing IM spam TRB May-11-01 5

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Wedge
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 May-09-01, 11:47 PM (EDT)
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1. "RE: Amusing IM spam"
In response to message #0
 
   >Yeah, I think that having an address in the "getlaid.net" domain just
>oozes class... or maybe it just oozes...

"Nonono, baby, you got it all wrong. The 'g' is soft and the 't' is silent, it's pronounced 'Shjay-lay-eed' dot net. I just got the startup money last week--say, want to come upstairs into my machine room and see my servers? They're new!"

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"You're a louse, Roger Smith."
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Chad Collier
Digital Bitch
J. Random VFX Company


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Peter Eng
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2051 posts		 May-11-01, 01:30 PM (EDT)
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2. "RE: Amusing IM spam"
In response to message #0
 
   >---cut---
>23:15:13 116131945: Hello Would you want to be MegaZone@getlaid.net?
>Or maybe just find other people in Waltham to have wild uninhibited
>sex with? Get a free email address and homepage at
>http://personals.getlaid.net Because you don't want to make friends,
>you want to Get Laid.. for free!
>---cut---

Almost as bad as the spam that read, "MLM+SEX+INTERNET= CAN YOU BEAT THAT?"

My response was, "Go have sex with each of the people on the list below..."

"Spam a newsgroup or three with a duplicate of this message, but erase
the top name and put yours on the bottom..."

"Ten thousand people will come to you for sex!"

Occasionally I wonder what the spam was really about - the original never reached my server.

Peter Eng


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TRB
Member since Jan-4-21
 May-11-01, 06:12 PM (EDT)
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3. "RE: Amusing IM spam"
In response to message #2
 
   At least it's not:

"ICQ is deleting all inactive accounts! Forward this to everyone on your list or lose your ICQ number forever! And be raped by a rabid, syphillic donkey!"

First of all, ICQ never deletes a damn thing. My number from 1997 still exists.
Second, donkeys don't like me.

TRB

"I wish I was reaper, culling lost souls. I wish I could cast them into deep and lonely holes."


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Chris Redfield
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255 posts		 May-11-01, 11:09 PM (EDT)
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4. "RE: Amusing IM spam"
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   >At least it's not:
>
>"ICQ is deleting all inactive accounts! Forward this to everyone on
>your list or lose your ICQ number forever! And be raped by a rabid,
>syphillic donkey!"

I'm always amused by the people who fall for this scam. The same guy sent me the same message 3 times cause he thought it was real cause it had a link to a url that had icq in it somewhere.

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Whoa! What IS it?!


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TRB
Member since Jan-4-21
 May-11-01, 11:15 PM (EDT)
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5. "RE: Amusing IM spam"
In response to message #4
 
   Oh, you think that's bad Chris, I've got this one girl on my list who believes not only those, but in the chain letters too.
Every time I get one, I e-mail her the anti-chain letter chain letter, but she has yet to get the point.

TRB

"I wish I was reaper, culling lost souls. I wish I could cast them into deep and lonely holes."


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