Do not taunt Super-Happy Fun Gryphon
Do not expose Super-Happy Fun Gryphon to direct sunlight
Do not puncture Super-Happy Fun Gryphon
Do not use Super-Happy Fun Gryphon near exposed flame
Expose Super-Happy Fun Gryphon to connection speeds of less than 56k at your own risk

Rebroadcast of Super-Happy Fun Gryphon without the express, written consent of the NFL, XFL, NBA, NERV, NCAA, NSA, CIA, NRO, OSI, IMF, DoD, X-COM, FEMA, MI5, MI6, Odin, his doctor, and at least 2 forms of picture ID is strictly prohibited.

Chad Collier--ok, who hit my 'silly' switch today?
Digital Bitch
J. Random VFX Company

Actually, you can do whatever you like without the express written consent of the XFL and/or NCAA, those creeps. I'm surprised, though, that you didn't include the originator of this disclaimer style, Major League Baseball. :)

Good thing about spring: baseball returns.
Bad thing about spring: Plants return.

--G.
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Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor in Chief, Netadmin
Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/

Of all the TLA's and ETLA's* I could remember, I of course blanked on the most appropriate one at the time of posting. Thank you for reassembling the letters in my head, as all I could think of at the time was 'Big League Chew'.

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Chad Collier
Digital Bitch
J. Random VFX Company

*Three Letter Acronym and Extended Three Letter Acronym (c. Elf Sternberg--at least that's where I got it)

Ard Sumhenner
Ronin Research, Silicon Valley, CA

eep

And given my line of work, I forgot ASC and BSC as well. I am ashamed.

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Chad Collier
Digital Bitch
J. Random VFX Company

Good thing about Spring: baby T's return to campus
Bad thing about Spring: <see above, and allergies suck>

-={(Astynax)}=-
"Darkness beyond Twilight"

DUST!

Would you believe that? It's everywhere!

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Duck? What duck? Ow!
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Y. Michael Chang
Laguna Hills, CA

That's pretty bad. I knew a guy in high school who was allergic to human dander. It's got to suck being allergic to yourself.

My allergies are seasonal except when I visit my mother. Her revenge when I moved to California a few years ago was to get a couple of cats.

--G.
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Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor in Chief, Netadmin
Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/

>That's pretty bad. I knew a guy in high school who was allergic to
>human dander. It's got to suck being allergic to yourself.

Another big suck-- being allergic to yellow number 5. It's in a LOT more stuff than you would think, even allergy meds (which is why Benadryl now comes dye-free, which used to be a prescription-only item).

Ex of mine had that issue; current SO was allergic to food coloring and tomatoes, which made his ADD worse.

Ard Sumhenner
Ronin Research, Silicon Valley, CA

Cats are not trouble, chalk that up to living with animals most of my life. Plants, however... <You know what time of year also sucks for me? Valentine's Day. Just TRY shopping for flowers with allergies. My wife thinks I'm getting emotional from the moment, I'm just leaking because of the plants:) >

-={(Astynax)}=-
"Darkness beyond Twilight"

I am, of course, reminded of the scene in the Chinese restaurant in WL3, which has the honor of being the first thing I read at my tech support job that got me to snarf Coke while listening to a customer describe his problem. (Well, second, if you count that late, unlamented company's alleged business plan.)

-- Sean --

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." -- Albert Einstein

"It's not easy being green." -- Kermit the Frog

Booger.

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Geoff Depew - Mephron
"I think I sprained my anterior lobe just thinking about it."

EIEIO.

-- Sean --

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." -- Albert Einstein

"It's not easy being green." -- Kermit the Frog

"That's right! Booger! Boogerboogerboogerboogerbooger!"

::picking self up, dusting self off::

I am utterly thankful to whatever random deity applies that I was not drinking anything upon reading this.

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Chad Collier
Digital Bitch
J. Random VFX Company