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Gryphon
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Dec-16-16, 09:55 PM (EST) |
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"2016.12.16: afterlife entertainment"
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gryphon int. night Kanmusu Affairs office. NAGATO is at her desk, playing an adventure game on her computer. On screen, a sprite-based INAZUMA stands in a repair dock. NAGATO clicks on the sign next to a fire extinguisher on the wall.GAME INAZUMA "Fire safety equipment" nanodesu. "Absolutely do not touch." NAGATO clicks on the fire extinguisher. It falls off the wall. GAME INAZUMA picks it up. A beat. NAGATO clicks on the sign again. GAME INAZUMA That's not on fire nanodesu. NAGATO clicks on the crane. GAME INAZUMA That's not on fire nanodesu. NAGATO clicks on GAME AKASHI. GAME AKASHI Hey! GAME INAZUMA That's not on fire nanodesu. MUTSU puts her head around the doorframe. MUTSU What the heck are you doing? NAGATO Playing Fleet Fandango. NAGATO clicks on the drydock. GAME INAZUMA That's not on fire nanodesu. - a day in the office --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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Gryphon
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Dec-17-16, 03:03 PM (EST) |
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1. "RE: 2016.12.16: afterlife entertainment"
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gryphon Around here a bismark (no "c" ) is a filled donut that's half cream (or, well, "creme") and half jelly. I like to think you can get those in Valhalla, and that Bisko is pretty tired of the joke by now. :) "Mamiya, can you please call them something else?" "But that's what they're called. I can't just unilaterally rename a food product. Think of the confusion. Besides, you don't see Kuma-chan complaining about my bear claws." "You're always out of bear claws!" "That's because they're so popular."--G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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McFortner
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Dec-18-16, 02:05 AM (EST) |
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2. "RE: 2016.12.16: afterlife entertainment"
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LAST EDITED ON Dec-18-16 AT 02:07 AM (EST) >"You're always out of bear claws!" >"That's because they're so popular." They are always out of bear claws in Albuquerque. In fact, all they have right now is a box one dozen starving, crazed weasels. Michael C. Fortner "Maxim 37: There is no such thing as "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload". "OK, I'll take that" |
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Gryphon
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Dec-18-16, 02:28 AM (EST) |
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3. "RE: 2016.12.16: afterlife entertainment"
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>In fact, all they >have right now is a box one dozen starving, crazed weasels. Common mistake, that's actually Asashimo. The comic I got this from is in serious I-regret-clicking-on-that-thumbnail country, but I had to save this bit. --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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Gryphon
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Dec-18-16, 03:12 PM (EST) |
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6. "RE: 2016.12.16: afterlife entertainment"
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>>>In fact, all they >>>have right now is a box one dozen starving, crazed weasels. >> >>Common mistake, that's actually Asashimo. > >From the Abyssal scouting force's report: "Huge, sharp teeth . . . ... six inches long!" "Wo! Wo wo wo wo wo!" "... Sorry, sixteen inches long." --G. branching reference tree -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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jhosmer1
Member since Jan-11-07
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Dec-25-16, 11:32 PM (EST) |
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9. "RE: 2016.12.16: afterlife entertainment"
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Mutsu: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning... Nagato: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked admirals screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Mutsu: No... Nagato: Why am I the only one who has that dream? |
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jhosmer1
Member since Jan-11-07
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Dec-26-16, 12:18 PM (EST) |
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11. "RE: 2016.12.16: afterlife entertainment"
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LAST EDITED ON Dec-26-16 AT 12:18 PM (EST) Mutsu: Did you know there's a destroyer living in our closet?Nagato: You've seen her too? Mutsu: Who is she? Nagato: Inazuma. Mutsu: Why does she keep going into our closet? Nagato: Why do you keep going into our closet? Mutsu: To get my rig - but that's not why she goes in there. Nagato: Of course not, she's half your size - your rig would never fit her. Mutsu: Yeah... Nagato: Think before you ask these questions, Mutsu. Twenty points higher than me? Thinks a small girl like that can wear her rig?
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Gryphon
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Dec-27-16, 12:52 PM (EST) |
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14. "RE: 2016.12.16: afterlife entertainment"
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LAST EDITED ON Dec-27-16 AT 12:52 PM (EST) >"Just remember what lil' Yuudachi does when the earth quakes, and the >poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. >Yeah, Yuudachi just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye >and she says, 'poi'." ELITE AIRCRAFT CARRIER WO-CLASS Do you know what a pawn is, destroyer? YUUDACHI (mystified at being asked) Sure, it's a little shrimp-poi. WO-CLASS (exasperated) Not a prawn, a pawn. --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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jhosmer1
Member since Jan-11-07
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Dec-28-16, 01:14 PM (EST) |
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18. "RE: 2016.12.16: afterlife entertainment"
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Mutsu: Are you okay? Shimakaze: No, not emotionally, no I'm not. I'm disappointed, not terribly, but still. It should have gone much further much faster. It's okay, though, I know what the problem is. It's obviously the drag coefficient. I'll just have to redesign Rensouhou-chan. I can do that no problem. I can do that here. But after they're designed I got to cut them and that takes tools and time. Do you know how long this stuff is supposed to last? Ooyodo: Maybe another half an hour? Shimakaze: Oh that's great, that's good, I can do that no problem. Okay, what's your name? Mutsu: Mutsu. Shimakaze: Oh, thank you for your help, Mutsu. Okay I'll see you later. Mutsu: You're welcome! Who was that? Ooyodo: That? Oh, that was... Shimakaze: I'm Shimakaze. I forgot to tell you my name, I'm Shimakaze. I heard there was going to be someone new this term. Are you it? Mutsu: Yeah. Shimakaze: Do you have a combat rig? Mutsu: Yeah. Shimakaze: Oh. I was going to make you one if you didn't have one, but you have one. Okay, bye. and Shimakaze: I never sleep, I don't know why. I had a squadron mate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she's okay now, but she had to transfer to an another naval district, but I don't know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen, if you ever need to talk or you need help studying just let me know, 'cause I'm just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay?
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Gryphon
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Dec-28-16, 01:21 AM (EST) |
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16. "RE: 2016.12.16: afterlife entertainment"
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TONE Ahoy-hoy! Cruiser Office, Tone speaking. Proceed!SKULD Hi, Tone, it's Skuld. Is Aoba right there handy? TONE Pray wait a moment whilst I investig— AOBA (from an adjoining room) Hey screw you buddy, my stern's not that big! Oh what's this? Can it be? I think it is! Torpedoes! For you! In your head!! (A beat.) TONE ... Aoba is embroiled in a tactical simulation at present. Mayhaps I can take a message? - World of Warships brings out the worst in many people at the Bureau of Kanmusu Affairs --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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Nova Floresca
Member since Sep-13-13
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Dec-28-16, 06:31 PM (EST) |
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19. "RE: 2016.12.16: afterlife entertainment"
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OOYODO- Merchandising, that's where the real money is! KanMusu the T-shirt! KanMusu the lunchbox! KanMusu the quad oxygen torpedo launcher (kids love this one). IOWA- At least we don't have to do "KanMusu the Pin-Up Calendar". OOYODO- We're saving that for the next time the defense budget gets slashed. "This is probably a stupid question, but . . ." |
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Gryphon
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Jan-07-17, 07:56 PM (EST) |
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22. "RE: 2016.12.16: afterlife entertainment"
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"Launch stations! Release injector tubes." "Release injector tubes." "OK, close No. 1 hatch." "No. 1 hatch secured." "Release elevators." "Iku. Trigger. What are you doing? Hurry up and get out on patrol." "Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am." - Nagato catches I-19 and USS Trigger re-enacting the launch sequence from Stingray --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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