A couple of notes for the amusement/bemusement of the gang:
I was trawling YouTube for clips last night, and (of course) came across the inevitable "Hitler rants about Strike Witches" mashup. My brain hurts. ;)
Also, if you google "propeller-driven pants" the first hit is a Wiki article on the fastest propeller-driven planes. It's not there any more, but the first time I looked, I saw a little note at the end of the google excerpt: "Missing - pants"...
Unable to save the day: File is read-only.