"Maybe this isn't as bad as we think it is. Do our friends know yet?"
"Are you kidding me? Nall is re-selling this stuff in Midgard on eBay at a 15% markup! My -mom- bought a complete set. Aunt Bell bought -two-."
"This calls for a measured response. I've narrowed it down so far to 'change our identities, flee to the Rim' and 'secret murders.'"
"I'm pretty invested in being Corwin. Tell me more about this 'murders' thing."
"A new man came into town today. Who is he? What does he want from us? Why his perfect and beautiful haircut? Why his perfect and beautiful coat? He says he is a scientist. Well, we have all been scientists and one point or another in our lives. But why now?"