People think that UF is a harem series, and they're right, but the harem protagonist is Wolfgang and everyone in the setting knows it.
"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory
FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.
this led to me thinking about a rota for wolfgang cuddles, which led to me thinking about flan making plush wolfgangs to cuddle, which then led to me thinking about flan making stuffed animal renditions of the 501st's familiars, and then the squeeing started and did not stop.