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"The Britishest Man Ever to Brit"
 
   I submit that Digby Tatham-Warter might be the Britishest Man Ever to Brit. While he has several exploits before and after the war, I feel he reaches peak Britishness during Operation Market-Garden, at which point he was a Major in the 1st Airborne Division. For the drop, Digby packed an umbrella with his kit because he didn't like to remember passwords but felt sure that Allied units would realize "only a fool of an Englishman would bring an umbrella to a battlefield".

Later on, he would use the umbrella as a shield to cross an open road under fire and rescue the unit's Chaplain (presumably the Germans were too befuddled to shoot). And when the Germans brought up armor to take Arnhem Bridge, Digby led a bayonet charge against the vehicles and disabled an armored car by sticking the umbrella through a vision slit, poking the driver in the eye which rendered him unable to keep driving.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
  RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit Peter Eng Jun-18-24 1
     RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit Nova Floresca Jun-18-24 2
  RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit CdrMike Jun-18-24 3
     RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit mdg1 Jun-18-24 4
     RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit cyberpagan Jun-18-24 5
     RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit Nova Floresca Jun-18-24 6
         RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit CdrMike Jun-19-24 7
             RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit Nova Floresca Jun-19-24 8
                 RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit Pasha Jun-20-24 9
                     RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit mdg1 Jun-20-24 10
                         RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit Gryphonadmin Jun-20-24 11

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Peter Eng
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1. "RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit"
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   Apparently, if one is British enough, it is reasonable to bring an umbrella to a gunfight.

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Nova Floresca
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2. "RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit"
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   Fun followup: "Auge" is both the German word for "eye" and also the noise the driver probably made upon his encounter with the umbrella.

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CdrMike
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3. "RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit"
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   Nah, I got one better: John "Fighting Jack" Churchill, more famously (or infamously) known as "Mad Jack" Churchill. Instead of an umbrella, the man marched off to war with a longbow, a honkin' big Scottish broadsword, and a set of bagpipes. He was in the shit from practically Day One, reactivating his prewar commission and volunteering for the British Expeditionary Force where he served all the way to Dunkirk. After returning to the UK, he requested reassignment to a commando unit, where he was recorded responding to a question by a general about carrying a sword into combat with "Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed."

From there, he served in Norway, Italy (where he earned a Distinguished Service Order for assaulting and catching a German observation post), before finally being captured in Yugoslavia supporting Tito's Partisans when a mortar shell killed everybody not named "Jack Churchill" in the dugout they'd taken cover in. Jack himself was finally rendered unconscious by a grenade assault, hauled off to Berlin for questioning because they thought he might be related to Winston Churchill (he wasn't), and then put him in a prison for high-value POWs. He was there until April '45, when as part of the general confusion and fuckery that was the German Army at the end of the war, he and his fellow prisoners were released. He proceeded to walk 93 miles (probably his titanium balls clanking the entire way) until he ran into an American armoured unit. After he was returned to the UK and given time for some rest, he demanded to be returned to fighting status and was shipped off to Burma. He arrived just after Japan had been nuked twice and the war ended, to which he sourly commented "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!"

Jack would continue to serve until '59, which included a stint in British Palestine during which he was involved in the unsuccessful attempt to protect Jewish evacuees in what became known as the Hadassah medical convoy massacre and then led the successful evacuation of 700 Jewish doctors, students, and patients from the Hadassah hospital on the Hebrew University campus the convoy had originally been sent to evacuate. After he retired from the Army, Churchill continued to be known for lunacy, shocking train passengers by tossing his briefcase out the window (and into his yard) every day so he didn't have to carry it back home, then spent retirement sailing coal-powered boats on the Thames and building RC warships before dying in 1996.

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4. "RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit"
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   Mad Jack was my first thought when I saw the thread title.

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5. "RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit"
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   Mad Jack is a good choice, but he wasn't named Digby!

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Nova Floresca
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6. "RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit"
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   Mad Jack is pretty great, no doubt, but I feel Digby brings a bit more slapdashed-ness to the whole operation that is more quintessentially British. Being a steely-eyed killer like Mad Jack is cool, but it's not particularly British. Though, he did get the last recorded combat kill with a longbow, so that does even the score up quite a bit.

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7. "RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit"
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   >Mad Jack is pretty great, no doubt, but I feel Digby brings a bit more
>slapdashed-ness to the whole operation that is more quintessentially
>British. Being a steely-eyed killer like Mad Jack is cool, but
>it's not particularly British. Though, he did get the last recorded
>combat kill with a longbow, so that does even the score up quite a
>bit.


Way I look at it, both men are different takes on the stereotypical "Mad Englishman." Digby is the one who shows up into battle with a bowler hat and umbrella going "What's all this then?," while Churchill is the one who shows up with a bloody big sword goin' "Well come on if you think you're hard enough!"

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Nova Floresca
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8. "RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit"
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   >Way I look at it, both men are different takes on the stereotypical
>"Mad Englishman." Digby is the one who shows up into battle with a
>bowler hat and umbrella going "What's all this then?," while Churchill
>is the one who shows up with a bloody big sword goin' "Well come on if
>you think you're hard enough!"

Throw in Sir Christopher Lee, and you've got one hell of an action movie on your hands!

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9. "RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit"
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   >>Way I look at it, both men are different takes on the stereotypical
>>"Mad Englishman." Digby is the one who shows up into battle with a
>>bowler hat and umbrella going "What's all this then?," while Churchill
>>is the one who shows up with a bloody big sword goin' "Well come on if
>>you think you're hard enough!"
>
>Throw in Sir Christopher Lee, and you've got one hell of an action
>movie on your hands!

Have you seen "Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare?"

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10. "RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit"
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   >>Throw in Sir Christopher Lee, and you've got one hell of an action
>>movie on your hands!
>
>Have you seen "Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare?"

Who needs fiction?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adJdBSdMGKU

Mario


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11. "RE: The Britishest Man Ever to Brit"
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   >Who needs fiction?
>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adJdBSdMGKU

I knew without clicking that it was either going to be that clip, or the one with Ian McKellen describing the same incident to someone.

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