> "Not like I'm getting a lot of overnight company.
>Speaking of
>you and the ladies," she added, turning her head to favor him with an
>arched eyebrow, "when did you and The Late Toph Beifong get to be such
>buddies?"
The Late Toph Beifong is also, coincidentally, the name of the premiere The Toph Beifong Experience cover band.
> "Well, see, King Ulfgerth of Jotunheim used to have this green
>diamond called the Eye of Destiny. Colossal. Got to weigh at least
>five pounds."
"Found it. Snag! That was easy. C'mon, Corwin. You remember where we parked? I bet we can be home before the bars close."
"Oh, good. Where was it?"
"Pedestal in the corner."
"... you took the giant gem. From it's pedestal. Lifted it right off. Walked right up and just... yoink."
"I did! ... why are you backing away like that?"
-Merc
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