A good friend! He is Large! His Largeness is impossible to dispute!
Now train him up to be a Klinklang, which is basically a kind of steampunk ophanim, and watch it mangle a bunch of stuff with Shift Gear and a STAB move that's great for getting through Substitutes in Gear Grind.
"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory
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