In reading this story, I think Dos Gringos said it best:

"Haaaaassss, anybody seen my wingman?
I'm sure he's in a hell of a fix
I scanned through all the skies
But I needn't use my eyes
'Cause that f*cker only flies
Onnnn. My. Dead. Six.

...

So!!! Him, him, f*ck him!
What a way to go!
But at least he's not
Jammin'up
The f*ckin' radio!

Is he blind?
Or did he split?
I don't give a f*ckin' sh*t!
It's all the more glory
For meeeeeeeee"

;)