2. "RE: Salmiakkikoskenkorva!!"
In response to message #1
Y'know, it's very difficult to find Moxie out on the west coast - I ran across something that purported to be it a little while ago, but it wasn't as horrifying as I remember it from when I lived back east.
-- In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree, Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea