>I'm reminded of a dry cleaning place which had an unnecessary space in >the sign: > >CLEAN YOUR >DR APES. > >Now, I don't know how many people have an ape, let alone one with a >doctorate, but I'm pretty sure that there aren't many apes that >require dry cleaning. The intersection of these things would seem to >be rather small.
Apes able to call themselves "doctor" are more common than you might think, although they would probably react badly to dry cleaning.