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Kokuten
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Feb-19-02, 05:47 PM (EDT) |
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1. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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>Post 1000. > >I really need to get a girlfriend. > >-- Sean -- Sorry, had enough problems in that department to let it lie, pseudo-permanently if nessecary. I'm waiting for a relationship to club me over the head. Until then, I've myself, my EQ account, and the odd one-nighter. no clue what my post count is.. I'm over 1800 on my EQ guild's messageboard, I believe, and almost to 1000 on my EQ server's messageboard.. But I admin and moderate (respectively) those two boards. --- Kokuten Daysleeper RCW #13013 |
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Laudre
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Feb-19-02, 05:50 PM (EDT) |
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2. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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>>Post 1000. >> >>I really need to get a girlfriend. > >Sorry, had enough problems in that department to let it lie, >pseudo-permanently if nessecary.It's more of a comment on "I have no life" in general than lack of relationship. Hell, my last relationship did absolutely nothing to slow me down, nor did having a job. Both, together, probably would, though. -- Sean -- Rabid Crack Weasel #42 http://www.thebrokenlink.org The Broken Link 4.0 is live! "All tribal myths are true, for a given value of 'true'." -- Terry Pratchett Follow my random thoughts Follow my creative process |
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Jeffrey
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Feb-19-02, 10:56 PM (EDT) |
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4. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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>(February is Zero Tolerance Month in Gryphon's brain!) And that, plus the looming approach of springtime (check Rant 6 in the CSRANTronix, makes for a very pissy moderator. ---------- Jeffrey McIntyre "Nope, not rabid crack weasels. Rabid DRUNK weasels!" |
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Mephron
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Feb-20-02, 09:40 AM (EDT) |
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5. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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LAST EDITED ON Feb-20-02 AT 10:30 AM (EST) >Wah. Take it outside. > >--G. Shall we ready the bewegliche Hochgeschwindigkeitseinheit des dummen Halteseils, oberfuhrer Hutchins? for the German impaired, that's a "stupid guy high speed moving device". -- Geoff Depew - Mephron because dummer Halteseilwerfer just didn't seem to work. EPU RCW #1 -- Jen Dantes - Darth Mephron Haberdasher to Androids, Dark Lady of Sith Tech Support. "This may not be a good idea, but it's the only one I have." |
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Offsides
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Feb-20-02, 10:51 AM (EDT) |
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6. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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>Shall we ready the bewegliche Hochgeschwindigkeitseinheit des dummen >Halteseils, oberfuhrer Hutchins? > Gesundheit! (And can I get a translation please - I only understand the last 2 words... :)Offsides Unemployed netadmin seeking job... so what else is new? EPU RCW #π #include <german.h> #91;...#93; in order to be a realist you must believe in miracles. -- David Ben Gurion EPU RCW #pi; #include <stdsig.h> |
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Kokuten
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Feb-20-02, 12:44 PM (EDT) |
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7. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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>>Shall we ready the bewegliche Hochgeschwindigkeitseinheit des dummen >>Halteseils, oberfuhrer Hutchins? >> >Gesundheit! (And can I get a translation please - I only understand >the last 2 words... :) > >Offsides > >Unemployed netadmin seeking job... so what else is new? >EPU RCW #ð >#include <german.h> the fish says it means "mobile high-speed unit of the stupid cord" --- Kokuten Daysleeper RCW #13013 #include <babelfish.h> #include <sig_thief.h> |
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Mephron
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Feb-20-02, 01:07 PM (EDT) |
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8. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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>the fish says it means "mobile >high-speed unit of the stupid cord" Whereas the Fish told me it was "stupid guy high speed moving device". (And now, our friend, Mr. Rougan in Mr. Railgun.) -- Geoff Depew - Mephron Haberdasher to Androids, Malakite of Lightning and Angel of Tech Support Professionals EPU RCW #1 -- Jen Dantes - Darth Mephron Haberdasher to Androids, Dark Lady of Sith Tech Support. "This may not be a good idea, but it's the only one I have." |
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Kokuten
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Feb-20-02, 02:30 PM (EDT) |
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9. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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>>the fish says it means "mobile >>high-speed unit of the stupid cord" > >Whereas the Fish told me it was "stupid guy high speed moving device". > >(And now, our friend, Mr. Rougan in Mr. Railgun.) *click* WHAM! *click* WHAM! *click* WHAM! (repeat as nessecary, serves many) --- Kokuten Daysleeper RCW #13013 |
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Blob
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Feb-20-02, 04:41 PM (EDT) |
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10. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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> >the fish says it means "mobile >high-speed unit of the stupid cord" >That's about right... BUT WHAT IS IT _FOR_????????? -------------------- Benjamin Brill Wannabe Emperor Master of the Turtle Rabid Crack Weasel #667
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Gryphon
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Feb-20-02, 05:20 PM (EDT) |
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12. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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> >>That's about right... BUT WHAT IS IT _FOR_????????? > >Making stupid people go that way really really fast. But if something >gets in their way, they don't turn. Ah. So in Mangled Deutschlish, it'd be das Idiotenkatapult. --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor in Chief, Netadmin Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/
-><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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Silverex
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Feb-20-02, 07:53 PM (EDT) |
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15. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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>>Ah. So in Mangled Deutschlish, it'd be das Idiotenkatapult. > >*raised eyebrow* Moron launcher? >Heh... I need one of those. ---- My other .sig has shattered. The Lurking Invisble Rabid Crack Weasel.... ---- Or at least I was...
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Rod_H
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Feb-21-02, 00:46 AM (EDT) |
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19. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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>>>>That's about right... BUT WHAT IS IT _FOR_????????? >>> >>>Making stupid people go that way really really fast. But if something >>>gets in their way, they don't turn. >> >>Ah. So in Mangled Deutschlish, it'd be das Idiotenkatapult. > >*raised eyebrow* Moron launcher? *grand mal shatter* Oy vey... I wouldn't mind one of them too, but I reckon a decent nerf gun or a spud gun would be more satisfying. Then, maybe load them on der bewegliche Hochgeschwindigkeitseinheit des dummen Halteseils. --Rod.H (who's just glad he wasn't satisfying an oral fixation at the time.) |
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BobSchroeck
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Feb-21-02, 09:47 AM (EDT) |
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20. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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>Bonus points from the Southern California judge for the oblique >Better Off Dead reference. Here's another, since this thread seems to have no real topic anyway... I was driving to work a few weeks back and got caught behind a large panel truck. Like many trucks these days, it had clever little mottos painted on the back indicating that it was safe to pass on the left but not on the right -- in this case, "Better off" and "Dead". Between the two, scrawled in the inevitable dirt with a fingertip, was "I want my two dollars!" -- Bob (Proud member of the Legion of Rabid Crack Weasels) --------------- Years ago, when trying to invoke the mysterious forces of the universe, you said, "Abracadabra." Today you say, "Hello, tech support?" -- Cecil Adams -- Bob ------------------- My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We kill only out of personal spite. |
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Gryphon
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Feb-21-02, 10:04 AM (EDT) |
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21. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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>Here's another, since this thread seems to have no real topic >anyway... I was driving to work a few weeks back and got caught >behind a large panel truck. Like many trucks these days, it had >clever little mottos painted on the back indicating that it was safe >to pass on the left but not on the right -- in this case, "Better off" >and "Dead". Between the two, scrawled in the inevitable dirt with a >fingertip, was "I want my two dollars!" Well, that's certainly more imaginative than "WASH ME". My favorite piece of handmade vehicle-related graffiti, though, was in Worcester in December of 1992. Back then, it snowed in New England in the winter, and one weekend early in December it snowed a lot, like three or four feet. Parked cars disappeared entirely into the roadside drifts. Out in front of the house where I was living at the time, a neighbor's station wagon was one of the casualties. I was walking home from the supermarket on the corner the next morning and noticed that someone had carved "HELP ME" into the side of the snowbank, just below the only evidence that the car even existed, the very tip of the radio antenna poking up out of what was now the sidewalk level. I'm not sure why, but something about that just tickled me. (That was the same winter storm in which I navigated cautiously around in my Camaro with a couple sacks of pool filter sand in the back, watching with amusement as college assholes in Jeeps got stuck.) --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor in Chief, Netadmin Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/
-><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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Kokuten
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Feb-21-02, 01:41 PM (EDT) |
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22. "RE: No life whatsoever"
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>(That was the same winter storm in which I navigated cautiously around >in my Camaro with a couple sacks of pool filter sand in the back, >watching with amusement as college assholes in Jeeps got stuck.) I'd just like to state for the record that the only times I got stuck in civilized areas was when I _intended_ to do so. Though I never drove a jeep.. a 1979 GMC Jimmy is _not_ a jeep. --- Kokuten Daysleeper RCW #13013 |
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