Well, you remember that "peace conference" the Dragonborn had to arrange at Greybeard Central that was just all General Tullius and Ulfric Stormcloak whining about the Obvious Favoritism being shown the other side? (Uh, spoiler alert, I guess.)

Jack's version involved Jack doing a lot more of the talking, culminating in her remarks - since immortalized in song by the Bards' College of Solitude - to them both:

"I'm sorry, would you ladies like to be alone? Sit the fuck down while the adults are talking or wait the fuck outside, the pair of you."

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