>You can't just rock up in your blacked-out
>minivan and jack up some random singer outside Coffee Kingdom just
>'cause she happens to be a half-demonic creature of darkness. They've
>got rights, goddammit. We have a thing called due
>process in this town. :) "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
"You're all fuckin' undead symps in this city, is why. They can't be trusted, you know. Y'all think they're your friends, but they're NOT. One day you're gonna find out they've, like, laid eggs in your sun and turned it into an anti-sun and then it's nothing but blood dolls from hell to breakfast, demon mayors, three-headed dogs and cats living together..."
"No, sir. Your window tint. That degree of tinting is illegal in this jurisdiction."
"... oh."
"Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the vehicle."
-Merc
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