"People of Galar! Behold your invincible oh. Ohhhh, oh dear. Er. Um. CUT TO AN AD BREAK DARREN THERE'S KIDS WATCHING THIS-"
"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory
FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.
as arceus is my witness he is broken in half