It transpires that Dynamax Energy is no substitute for a dose ae laldy an' a faceful ae heid, ya buncha wee gobshites.
"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory
FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.
my apologies to the nation of scotland, both for this specifically, and for being english where people can see.